Two-day
two-eggs
two-kinds of smokes
Two-day I heard
two-girls discuss the two kinds of chokes
two-trips out (for lunch and dinner)
two-work outs to make me a winner
two-kinds of jokes (the kind I can and can’t take)
There is comedy and tragedy for heaven’s sake
Now I don’t mean to prod or poke
Nor provoke some catharsis
Just to inflate my ego
And show I that I am a narcissist 