We are eagerly awaiting your contribution and I won’t let you off the hook. 
It would be very bad form for a pillar of the community such as yourself to not make good on your pledge.
Meanwhile I am working on a sea-shanty and we have this from wind_water:
ps: There are extra-super-duper kudos points for the first person to post audio of their work in this thread. It won’t be me. Geneva convention etc.