It is my favourite 
went with my high school to see it, and once again with my best friend shortly after while it was playing in my then state capital
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Funny … just a minute ago I had only read this comment but missed @yebellz’ earlier comment, and immediately I had that same “Tequila!” song in my head—and posted it here in reply to @shinuito’s comment, only to realize a minute later that this comment already was for this song 
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Have we already had the song that always makes me think of Go?
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And I love this one even without lyrical tweaks
…
Oh, no time to rest
Just do your best
Oh, what you hear is not a test
We’re only here to make you
We’re only here to make you
We’re only here to make you
We’re only here to make you go
Go, go, go
Go, go, go
Can’t think, can’t sleep, can’t breathe
Can’t think, can’t sleep, can’t breathe
…
[Contains an f-bomb]
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Original song:
New Lyrics (Click Here) **WARNING** This may blow your mind!
Star Goin’ (OGS Choir)
Star Goin’ across the universe
On the Starship OGS, under Captain Anoek
Star Goin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can’t find reverse
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!
It’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote
Only in gote
It’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote, Captain
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!
Star Goin’ across the universe
On the Starship OGS, under Captain Anoek
Star Goin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward - still can’t find reverse!
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline!
It’s life Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote
Only in gote
It’s life Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote, Captain
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!
Ah! We come in sente
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in sente
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline!
Well, it’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote
Only in gote
It’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote, Captain
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Hane them off, Jim!
Star Goin’ across the universe
On the Starship OGS, under Captain Anoek
Star Goin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse!
Ye cannae change the laws of endgame
Laws of endgame
Laws of endgame
Ye cannae change the laws of endgame
Laws of endgame, Jim!
Ah! We come in sente
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in sente
Shoot to kill
Scotty, rank me up!
(faster)…
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
It’s worse than that
He’s offline, Jim
Offline, Jim
Offline!
Well, it’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote
Only in gote
It’s life, Jim
But only in gote
Only in gote, Captain
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There’s tsuke on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!
Ye cannae change the script, och, I did, Jimmy!
It’s worse than that, it’s endgame, Jim!
Och, if I give it any more she’ll blow, Cap’n!
Star Goin’ across the universe
On the Starship OGS, under Captain Anoek
Star Goin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward, ‘cause we can’t find reverse
Star Goin’ across the universe
On the Starship OGS, under Captain Anoek
Star Goin’ across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse!
Obviously incalculable amounts of kudos to anyone posting audio:
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Pure genius! My fave comedy song as a child along with “spitting image - the chicken song” but I wouldn’t know where to start with go lyrics for that!
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Let’s Go In The Mall
I regret nothing...
Let’s Go in the mall, everybody!
Come on Jessica, come on Tori
Let’s Go in the mall, you won’t be sorry
Put on your game timer
And your cool suit
At the mall, having fun is what it’s all about
I haven’t done my tsumego yet (That’s OK!)
And you know how my sensei gets (Whatever!)
I don’t care, cause all my friends are gonna be there
Let’s Go in the mall today
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let’s Go in the mall, today
Let’s Go in the mall everybody!
There’s this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He’s got hair like Ke Jie
And he does jumps on his goban
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It’ll be just him and me
(But don’t forget the robot)
Dad says I’m too young for AI (Lame!)
But baby, I don’t want to wait (Let’s do it!)
That’s OK, I’m going to rock tsumego anyway
I’m going to rock tsumego 'til Canada Day
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let’s Go in the mall, today
I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week’s allowance to spend
I want new stones that are yunzi
We came here to shop and we came here to kibitz
I turned around and who should I see
Honinbo Shusaku
He said, “Young lady, I don’t approve.”
So I had to get down and bust an ear-reddening move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let’s Go in the mall
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let’s Go in the mall, today
Everybody loves Go!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my yunzi!)
Let’s Go in the mall today
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When you make good, you REALLY make good. Awesome effort BHydden. 
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Sorry it took me so long 
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My latest is just a snippet so I snuck it into GoMemes…
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Parody of Land of Confusion by Genesis.
Actual Song / Music Video
I must have played a thousand games.
Been atari-ed in a million ways.
But I can’t read the stones, Holy Sheet!
They’re changing, evolving, this has me beat…
Did you see your rank today?
They say you’re slipping and you’d better pray,
But I can see the fire’s still alight,
SIGH, uh-huh; It’ll be alright.
There’s too many plans,
too many stones,
making too many problems,
and not much points to go round.
Can’t you see this is a land of confusion?
And this is the world we live in. (Oh-Ohhh-Oh)
And these are the stones we’re given. (Oh-oh)
You’d better learn ko fighting, (Oh-Ohhh-Oh)
To make your Go worth the time you spend.
Oh liberties where are you now?
When everything’s gone wrong somehow.
The dumpling clumps, the baseless towers,
are worthless, they’ve all gone sour.
This is the time, this is the place,
so we look to the future.
There’s not much points to go round.
Tell me why this is a land of confusion.
– Chorus –
This is the world we live in.
And these are the stones we’re given.
Use them and lets start trying,
To make this a game worth playing in.
– Instrumental Break –
I remember long ago,
Ooh, when I first learned of Go,
Oh and the future was bright, even out of sight,
And the sound of my laughter, as I solved tesumego at night,
So long ago…
I won’t be playing Go tonight.
My monkey-mind, it just ain’t right.
I won’t be making promises.
That I know, I’ll never keep.
There’s too many plans,
too many stones,
making too many problems,
and not much points to go round.
Can’t you see this is a land of confusion?
– Chorus –
Now this is the world we live in. (Oh-Ohhh-Oh)
And these are the stones we’re given. (Oh-oh)
Use them and lets start trying, (Oh-Ohhh-Oh)
To make this a game that you’ll enjoy.
– Chorus –
And this is the world we live in. (Oh-Ohhh-Oh)
And these are the tools we’re given. (Oh-oh)
Stand up and lets start showing, (Oh-Ohh-Oh)
Just how my Go is going to improve…
That’s one heck of a verse!
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Parody Title:
I Take Black
Go Lyrics
Chorus
I take black
If I play slack
You’ll bring it back
From reverse komi
When you are winning, I will surrender
Take sente and do as you will.
Have what you want, your way’s always the best way.
I have succumbed to this passive sensation
Peacefully answering you.
I am the zombie, your wish will command me
Laugh as I fall to my knees.
Chorus x2
I take black
If I play slack
You’ll bring it back
From reverse komi
Can I control this empty delusion?
Lost in the reading below.
And you come running your eyes will be open.
And when you come back, I’ll be as you want me
Only so eager to learn.
My little progress will keep you beside me
Thinking your name as I peep.
Chorus x2
I take black
If I play slack
You’ll bring it back
From reverse komi
Come, come, show me the way sensei.
Come, come, show me the way sensei.
No, you can’t help it if you have been tempted
By hamete in joseki
And I feel useless
Don’t care what the truth is
You will be here come the day.
Truth do you hear me?
Don’t try to come near me
So tired I sleep through the lie.
If you desire my rank to rise higher,
Come show me the way sensei.
Chorus x2
I take black
If I play slack
You’ll bring it back
From reverse komi
(tsumego montage)
One point back
Two points back
Bye, reverse komi
Three points back
Four points back
Bye, reverse komi
End game slack,
must be that
Bye, reverse komi
Losing track
stones they stack
Bye, reverse komi
Bye, reverse komi x2
Losing track
stones they stack
points I lack (echos lack)
Chorus x2
I take black
If I play slack
You’ll bring it back
From reverse komi
I don’t know if makes complete sense, but I’m trying to fit it into the song 
(Just imagine the context of a teaching game most of the time)
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Parody title:
Tsumego’s Better With You
Go Lyrics
Ooh Forums,
I feel like
Tsumego’s better with you
Living might
Bring us all together
I feel so strong
I feel like
Tsumego’s better with you
Seki might
Bring us all together
Ooh Forums
I feel like
Tsumego’s better with you
Ko might
Bring us all together
I feel so strong
I feel like
My rank is getting better with you
Solving might
Bring us all together
(tsumego montage)
Ooh Forums
I feel like
Tsumego’s better with you
Solving might
Make us all get stronger.
I feel so strong
It looks right
The tsumego I’m sharing with you
Discussing might
Bring us all together
(slapping stones on a board)
Ooh Forums
I feel like
I’m gonna hit my target with you
Practice might
Make our sever better
I feel so strong
I feel like
Chomego’s better with you
@bugcat might
Share with us together
Ooh forums
DD’s like (DD= @dragon-devourer)
“Tsumego’s better with you”
Hang tight
We’ll work it out together (and get so good)
It feels right
Tsumego solving with you
Puzzles might
Make us dans together
Ooh, Forums
I feel like
Tsumego’s better with you
April might
Make us strong together
I feel so good
(fades out)
Inspired by
Obviously the song is quite repetitive so I’ve varied up the lyrics to keep it interesting
Apologies for the double post
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Both awesome and I think they deserve individual postings.
I’m going to have to lift my game with my next one!
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@Chinitsu hid a good one here: "has recently timed out of a game" -- uh .. does years ago count? - #31 by Chinitsu. Maybe it’s more about OGS but that still means it’s about Go.
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Hidden gem indeed. I like the call and response lmao ^^
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Parody of Breakout by Swing Out Sister
Original Music Video
Breakout
When board positions make no sense
When every answer’s wrong
You’re fighting with lost confidence
All expectations gone
The time has come to make or break
Move on don’t hesitate
Breakout
Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a move to make it last
You’ve got to find a way
Play how you want to play
Breakout
When opportunity comes your way
And the future looks unsure
Don’t leave your destiny to chance
What are you waiting for
The time has come to make your move
Breakout
Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a move to make it last
You’ve got to find a way
Play how you want to play
Breakout
Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a move to make it last
You’ve got to find a way
Play how you want to play
Breakout
Some people stop at nothing
If you’re searching for something
Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and fight day in day out
Breakout
Breakout
Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a move to make it last
You’ve got to find a way
Play what you want to play
Breakout
Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a move to make it last
You’ve got to find a way
Play some great Go today
Breakout
Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and fight day in day out
Breakout
(simultaneous repeated lyrics and fade-out)
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Just the chorus this time:
It’s a long way to Go dan glory
It’s a long way to go.
It’s a long way to Go dan glory
To the sweetest games I know!
Goodbye ko fear monkey
Farewell bad aji!
It’s a long long way to Go dan glory
But my heart’s right there.
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How is it possible (or did I just miss it)?
Fleetwood Mac’s You can go your own way from the LP Rumours.
LP, what is that?
The music
The song
Go Your Own Way
(Fleetwood Mac)Loving you
Isn’t the right thing to do
How can I ever change things
That I feelIf I could
Maybe I’d give you my world
How can I
When you won’t take it from meYou can go your own way
Go your own way
You can call it
Another lonely day
You can go your own way
Go your own wayTell me why
Everything turned around
Packing up
Shacking up is all you want to doIf I could
Baby, I’d give you my world
Open up
Everything’s waiting for youYou can go your own way
Go your own way
You can call it
Another lonely day
You can go your own way
Go your own wayYou can go…
Feel free to go-ify the lyrics if you like.
The Album
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