What are you waiting for? Do it!
When you realize youâll never understand go!
"Okay! Okay! Iâll give you until youâre 100 to understand go."
Edit: not sure if this is a meme or just amusing and related to Go
I had ChatGPT write a scene from an episode of Seinfeld about Go
Jerry and George are sitting in Monkâs Cafe, discussing the game of Go.]
Jerry: âSo, have you ever played Go, George?â
George: âNo, whatâs that?â
Jerry: âItâs an ancient Chinese board game. Itâs like chess, but more complex. Iâve been trying to learn how to play.â
George: âWhy would you want to learn that? Youâre not even Chinese.â
Jerry: âWhat does that have to do with anything? Itâs a cool game. Plus, itâs supposed to be good for your brain.â
George: âOh please. If I wanted to exercise my brain, Iâd just do a crossword puzzle.â
[Elaine walks in and sits down with them.]
Elaine: âWhat are you guys talking about?â
Jerry: âGo. Itâs this awesome game Iâve been playing.â
Elaine: âOh yeah, Iâve heard of that. Isnât that the one where you try to capture territory on the board?â
Jerry: âExactly. Itâs like chess, but more complex.â
George: âYeah, Jerryâs been trying to convince me to learn how to play. I donât know, I think it sounds too complicated.â
Elaine: âYou know, I actually know a guy whoâs really good at Go. Heâs from Taiwan, and heâs a master at it.â
Jerry: âReally? Do you think heâd be willing to teach us how to play?â
Elaine: âI donât know, I could ask him. But be warned, he takes the game very seriously. He might not want to waste his time with amateurs.â
Jerry: âAmateurs? Weâre not amateurs. Weâre the Kings of Monkâs Cafe.â
[Cut to later in the episode. Jerry, George, Elaine, and the Taiwanese Go master are sitting around a Go board, intensely focused on the game.]
Taiwanese Go master: âYou are making a foolish move, Jerry. You are leaving yourself open for an attack.â
Jerry: âOh yeah? Well, Iâm going to capture your stones on the next move.â
Taiwanese Go master: âYou are too aggressive. You must learn to be patient and strategic.â
Elaine: âThis game is making me hungry. Letâs order some food.â
[The group calls over the waitress and starts discussing their order, completely forgetting about the game.]
Taiwanese Go master: âThis is disrespectful. You are not taking the game seriously.â
Jerry: âOh, lighten up. Itâs just a game.â
Taiwanese Go master: âJust a game? Go is more than a game. It is a reflection of life itself.â
[The Taiwanese Go master angrily grabs the board and storms out of the cafe. Jerry, George, and Elaine look at each other, stunned.]
Jerry: âWell, I guess weâre not the Kings of Monkâs Cafe anymore.â
End scene.
Is this a black stone?
Somehow I didnât locate the key stones there.
Great movie