It would be much funnier, I think, if the image were Father Time with a long white beard. We expect a kid not to understand go, but if Father Time can’t…
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What are you waiting for? Do it!
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When you realize you’ll never understand go!
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"Okay! Okay! I’ll give you until you’re 100 to understand go."
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Edit: not sure if this is a meme or just amusing and related to Go
I had ChatGPT write a scene from an episode of Seinfeld about Go
Jerry and George are sitting in Monk’s Cafe, discussing the game of Go.]
Jerry: “So, have you ever played Go, George?”
George: “No, what’s that?”
Jerry: “It’s an ancient Chinese board game. It’s like chess, but more complex. I’ve been trying to learn how to play.”
George: “Why would you want to learn that? You’re not even Chinese.”
Jerry: “What does that have to do with anything? It’s a cool game. Plus, it’s supposed to be good for your brain.”
George: “Oh please. If I wanted to exercise my brain, I’d just do a crossword puzzle.”
[Elaine walks in and sits down with them.]
Elaine: “What are you guys talking about?”
Jerry: “Go. It’s this awesome game I’ve been playing.”
Elaine: “Oh yeah, I’ve heard of that. Isn’t that the one where you try to capture territory on the board?”
Jerry: “Exactly. It’s like chess, but more complex.”
George: “Yeah, Jerry’s been trying to convince me to learn how to play. I don’t know, I think it sounds too complicated.”
Elaine: “You know, I actually know a guy who’s really good at Go. He’s from Taiwan, and he’s a master at it.”
Jerry: “Really? Do you think he’d be willing to teach us how to play?”
Elaine: “I don’t know, I could ask him. But be warned, he takes the game very seriously. He might not want to waste his time with amateurs.”
Jerry: “Amateurs? We’re not amateurs. We’re the Kings of Monk’s Cafe.”
[Cut to later in the episode. Jerry, George, Elaine, and the Taiwanese Go master are sitting around a Go board, intensely focused on the game.]
Taiwanese Go master: “You are making a foolish move, Jerry. You are leaving yourself open for an attack.”
Jerry: “Oh yeah? Well, I’m going to capture your stones on the next move.”
Taiwanese Go master: “You are too aggressive. You must learn to be patient and strategic.”
Elaine: “This game is making me hungry. Let’s order some food.”
[The group calls over the waitress and starts discussing their order, completely forgetting about the game.]
Taiwanese Go master: “This is disrespectful. You are not taking the game seriously.”
Jerry: “Oh, lighten up. It’s just a game.”
Taiwanese Go master: “Just a game? Go is more than a game. It is a reflection of life itself.”
[The Taiwanese Go master angrily grabs the board and storms out of the cafe. Jerry, George, and Elaine look at each other, stunned.]
Jerry: “Well, I guess we’re not the Kings of Monk’s Cafe anymore.”
End scene.
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Is this a black stone?
Somehow I didn’t locate the key stones there.
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Great movie 