I found your (@Jokes_Aside) narrative entertaining, but I have no idea why it was addressed to me.
Actually, I did, a year ago:
Looking back, I see that it was you who echoed this point in post 45 of this thread, which means, as distasteful as it may be, we actually agree on one major point.
Lest I be misunderstood by anyone, I am happy with the status quo, and do not advocate any change. At the same time, I take a jaundiced view of “tie-breakers” in all contests, for reasons well explained in the sport philosophy literature.