2022: HOLD MY TEA! đŸ”

Well, now it’s poker

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Cheating in poker is as old as the game. I got taken once in a hand for about $10 (= $20 in today’s inflated currency), by someone who I believe was dealing seconds. My advice: never play with a cheat.

There is a great book on card mechanics: Card Mastery by Michael MacDougall

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Cheating in everything is as old as that game.

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Yes, but the techniques and opportunities for cheating are vastly greater in some IRL games (such as poker) than in others (such as chess)., which is why casinos have huge security systems and an army of observers on staff.

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I was reading an article about this

And the ad below it was this

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:roll_eyes:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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The ad on the right says “Timeless taste”, but in those circumstances it should really say “Tasteless time”

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“redo elections”

I know that powerful people generally love this tactic, but I think they should really not say such things in public. :woman_facepalming:

I’m still watching his videos occasionally, but the content has become a lot more grim these days.
I just saw that he moved (fleeing the draft?) to Rotterdam, as shown from 3:16 to 3:22 in his latest video.

Viewer's discretion: Waching this video is not very uplifting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4mtXdGgnkc

So chesscom prepared a report on Niemann, it’s unreleased but they gave it to WSJ so they can write an article about it.

But like it’s online so. Many titled players cheat online as I understand. They note unusual patterns in offline games but it’s not like they’re gonna say anything, they don’t need all that. Let’s wait for 72-page report.

“We are prepared to present strong statistical evidence that confirm each of those cases above, as well as clear ‘toggling’ vs ‘non-toggling’ evidence, where you perform much better while toggling to a different screen during your moves,” Rensch wrote.

Classic. Doesn’t everyone know you should use a second computer?

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They seem like fairly fast time controls too - but I suppose for good players they need a few good moves at critical points and maybe they can hold an advantage then or something.

It’s like they haven’t even read Death Note. Light Yagami can commit murder from his bedroom in front of a security camera, but these guys can’t even move a rook without getting caught red-handed!

Also, the whole “likely cheated” thing is a bit of a non-news. Of course he “likely cheated”. The only question is whether there is actual proof or not. So far it looks like there isn’t.

EDIT: I am a bit confused by the self-contradicting statement “it’s unreleased but they gave it to WSJ”.

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Sensationalism.

No one is denying that he cheated in online games, he even admitted to it. WSJ is shit as usual.

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All Magnus has is a feeling that Hans cheated, and yet he’s going all out to end Hans’ career. Mainstream media is supporting Magnus because he’s Magnus, not because he has good evidence.

If there was a post-game analysis saying Hans cheated, then I wouldn’t mind. I just hate witch hunts and people mindlessly believing famous people.

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Ok, here’s the chess com report: Hans Niemann Report - Chess.com

Specifically here’s the link to google drive https://drive.google.com/file/d/11IokKgTVSXdpYEzAuyViIleSZ_2wl0ag/view

I think it’s interesting

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Thank god I follow celebrity gossip legal drama, it has prepared me for this typhoon.

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I would say instead that all four areas plus Crimea become independent territories with no Ukrainian or Russian Troops allowed. They would have a permanent UN presence as independent states, so they will in effect be a DMZ. Then Ukraine will be allowed to join NATO as long as troops aren’t allowed east of Kyiv.

Some more butter for that popcorn

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The comments in the live chat are almost as epic as Finegold’s commentary.

That Peter Cottontail meme has me a bit shook up. Not since Bambi Meets Godzilla have I seen anything so ruthlessly uncompromising. Man, the twenty-first century is a real piece of work!

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