Who needs a tagline anyway? Well, Go does! It’s fun to play. And many people might agree, except they haven’t heard about it yet. So as I was thinking about how to advertise my Go club, I thought I could print a tagline to have on a small sign on a table, to give friendly passersby a flavor of what they can expect should they jump into the fray.
Here’s what I got so far:
Go: It’s definitely not Othello
Go: The surrounding game
Go: Where your plans are hilariously misguided
Go: Learn to deal with your bad decisions for the next 200 moves
Go: And you thought Dark Souls made you want to throw things!
(not really, but also kinda, and also we’re blood contractually obligated to bash chess)
I especially liked
Go: more than an Atari
Go: endless possibilities, or at least it feels like it
Go: the board game you haven’t heard of, but we think you’ll love
Go: it will seem easy at first, but do you have what it takes?
Go: the only game with no Chuck Norris jokes (we probably have some for appearances, but I stand my ground)
Go: the nerd’s way to AI
Go: 3.000 year old game still relevant today. Yes, really.
Go: The smart Dans.
Go: not the programming language
Go: let your hands do the talking
Go: don’t make me cut you
Go: nothing to do with Pokemon
Go: we’ll poke out your eyes
Go: it really is black and white
Go: we like shapes
Go: no, not gomoku
Go: a pretty good game
Go: free to play with no microtransactions
Go: for when you want either a nice peaceful game OR a brutal fight for life and death but can’t decide which
