Go taglines

Who needs a tagline anyway? Well, Go does! It’s fun to play. And many people might agree, except they haven’t heard about it yet. So as I was thinking about how to advertise my Go club, I thought I could print a tagline to have on a small sign on a table, to give friendly passersby a flavor of what they can expect should they jump into the fray.

Here’s what I got so far:

  • Go: It’s definitely not Othello

  • Go: The surrounding game

  • Go: Where your plans are hilariously misguided

  • Go: Learn to deal with your bad decisions for the next 200 moves

  • Go: And you thought Dark Souls made you want to throw things!

  • Go: Competitive fence building

  • Go: Co-design your own QR code

  • Go: And learn to let go

  • Go: We balance rocks on a piece of wood

  • Go: Get a life

  • Go: I live here, and you live there

Any others? Please suggest some more below.

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I like this one.

Go: I build a wall and make you pay for it. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Go: because chess isn’t hard enough

(not really, but also kinda, and also we’re blood contractually obligated to bash chess)

I especially liked

Go: more than an Atari
Go: endless possibilities, or at least it feels like it
Go: the board game you haven’t heard of, but we think you’ll love
Go: it will seem easy at first, but do you have what it takes?
Go: the only game with no Chuck Norris jokes (we probably have some for appearances, but I stand my ground)
Go: the nerd’s way to AI
Go: 3.000 year old game still relevant today. Yes, really.
Go: The smart Dans.

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I had to read that twice, the first time I thought it was god dame game :smiley:

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Go: Aaaaargh!!

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Go: not the programming language
Go: let your hands do the talking
Go: don’t make me cut you
Go: nothing to do with Pokemon
Go: we’ll poke out your eyes
Go: it really is black and white
Go: we like shapes

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Go: “Ninja Warrior” for your brain.

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I feel a meme coming on. :smiley:

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Sorry but There was a time when…

Go: check your intuition.
Go: check how balanced you are
Go: Train to be more natural
Go: can you win a won game?

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can’t resist…

Go: (baduk/weiqi)

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Improve your behavior, character, resilience, memory, concentration, imagination, creativity, planning and critical thinking by having fun playing go.

Source

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Go: How to build a stonehenge
Go: There’s more to it than destroying meets the eyes.

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I love the one about damage control for the next 200 moves.

Go: Let us match you with a fellow masochist!

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Go: No, those are not candy.

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Go: and make new friends while playing.

Go: and have some fun while playing.

Go: and try a new game today.

Go: and beat your friends in this rather than chess.

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Go: it’s nothing like checkers
Go: sure it’s basically checkers

some more ideas:

Go: no, not gomoku
Go: a pretty good game
Go: free to play with no microtransactions
Go: for when you want either a nice peaceful game OR a brutal fight for life and death but can’t decide which

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Go: Yeah, sure buddy, you had a plan.

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“No plan survives contact with the enemy.” and “Plans are useless, planning is invaluable.” are two relevant quotes as near as I can remember them.

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go: the best game that doesn’t have heavy artillery

bad, i know, but i am uneducated

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Go: So you think you are clever, do you?

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