Life of Brian!
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Youāre a very naughty boy!
She is, she is! I mean, he is!
(Yay, finally I solved one on time! 
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A raptor falls off a boat. When she wakes up in hospital, she canāt remember anything, and then she eats a tasty guy who said he was her husband. A little later, she also eats his children.
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Overboard?
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āTwo families of raptors, both alike in ferocity,
In fair ORGS, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil claws unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossād lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parentsā strife.
The fearful passage of their death-markād love,
And the continuance of their parentsā rage,
Which, but their childrenās end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hoursā traffic of our rampage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.ā
I donāt think my presence will be required to confirm when someone knows it. 
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If this isnāt Romeo And Juliet.
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A lady, employed as a āprofessional companionā (@BHydden Iām doing my best to avoid advisories) has a scholar admirer, who tries to make her embrace the glory of the antiquity. She also has an honest protector and an enemy. She is influenced by all of them and in the end chooses to do her own thing and eats everyone, like a proper raptor.
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Pretty Woman??
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Nope.
Edit: Everyone please assume I like all riddles and answers, this thread has me seriously out of daily likes lately. 
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Do we have a limited amount of likes?
P.S. Iām really glad you guys appreciate.
P.P.S. : I sort of feel a Moulin Rouge vibe, but I donāt really remember the movie.
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Yeah everyone has a daily limit of likes to giveā¦ forget the exact number, it depends on your forum participation level
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Thanks. Looks like I still had one for you.
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It sounds a lot like the plot summary of Moulin Rouge that I just read on Wikipedia, and that choice makes sense if @Gia was inspired by thinking of the Baz Luhrmann version of Romeo and Juliet.
Too good.
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After a young girlās family is murdered by a corrupt officer, either by fate or coincidence, an older raptor takes her under his wing, forms a unique relationship with her, and teachers her his trade.
Woops, I got excited and posted before I realized I cut in line. I almost said Rushmoreā¦ but I donāt think thatās itā¦
Memoirs of a Geisha? Which now that it has popped into my mind with a raptor I canāt think of anything else.
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Parts of this description remind me of Der Blaue Engel with Marlene Dietrich.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
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The ladyās profession is not the only clue, the info about the gentleman is important.
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It also reminds me of the Steppenwolf, but the trope of a gentleman who takes care of a āfallen girlā is ubiquitous. What I really donāt get is the advisor and the enemy.