Christmas Go Haiku Challenge

White stone hits wood and cracks Winter air
Katz!* What are you?
Tree limb snaps; heavy snow.

(*) from writings of Z.M. Seung Sahn, see .
Official explanation from Kwan Um School of Zen: “The meaning of “Katz” is Katz! It’s a strong shout from the lower belly to help wake up to the mind before thinking”.

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Go is not for greedy :slightly_smiling_face:

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“Passing Time In Mirkwood”

Pipesmoke grey-weaving
Hunched over the tree-stump board
Perching crows gaze down

And another:

Muramasa stones
Every time that they’re unleashed
They must kill a group

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Tsumego Haiku

Solved first kyu with ease,
Then confounded by a twelve?
Which the illusion?

I do experience this sort of thing with some regularity.

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You my friend are dead,
There is no room for two eyes!
…How did you get out?

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When Santa left late,
He had to fly faster. Why?
His go game ran long.

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My fingers are cold
Bears keep trying to spectate
I want some mulled wine

Real thoughts of the right-handside guy in https://ogs-forums.s3.amazonaws.com/original/2X/1/169349f61c04e941a875a6f214da8461d09b0a79.jpg

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Invincible Dragon Haiku

I had a dragon,
But it swallowed its own tail.
Hell does freeze over.

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The store’s Christmas goof:
Shipping go games, not chess sets.
There were no returns.

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A handicap game
Black stones all over the board
But somehow white wins.

(Posting at 11:52 here, the procrastination is real)

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Iyama beat Zen
A meditation contest
In a waterfall

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Hope Springs Eternal Haiku

A blown joseki,
Yet all my stones forgave me.
Vote of confidence!

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We play a go game
To allot the Christmas gift.
Loser gets fruitcake.

Some explanation may be needed, as I don’t know the status of fruitcakes in other countries. In the United States, fruitcakes are widely considered a suitable subject for jokes.

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Thanks, I assume this the context:


(from NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE Definition & Usage Examples | Dictionary.com)

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Nah, it’s more because it’s a lame gift that nobody wants.

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In the U.S., most fruitcake isn’t very good, while many people would say that even good fruitcake is bad. I don’t care for fruitcake, but my father (nearly 90 now) is very fond of it.

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Speaking from England, I really like fruitcake. Don’t understand how you can say “fruitcake isn’t good in the USA”, are you saying that you buy it from a shop? Make it yourself!

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Most of the fruitcake I’ve tried (store-bought, but not by me) was really bad. I’ve tasted good fruitcake on just a couple occasions.

Didn’t know you were from England—somehow I’ve always had the impression you were U.S.

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Just got to bake it yourself.

No homemade christmas cake over the pond?

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Single color go –
Something fresh, a new challenge.
I regret nothing!

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