Well, if it is not ancient Greek (I am no good at those) and you need any help, just drop me a line. 
On topic:
Even though I am trully horrible at it (despite playing for over 20 years), this is one of my favorite things to do, but the local municipality has failed to actually reserve even one hour per week for the citizens to enter the court and play. In that instance last year, a local team called some of us “oldies” to play against their “teen teem” for training and that is how we managed to actually enter.
In the current administration’s defense, 1 year of not caring and messing up is still better than the previous record of keeping the citizens out of the only such public athletic infrastructure in 100 km radius. They need 3 more years to achieve that 
