Go Jokes πŸ˜†

Why were the Go stones on suicide watch?

They were cutting stones.

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Why do Go stones hate Wi-Fi?

They prefer a direct connection.

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Why did the Go stone keep arguing with another stone?

It was a vital point.

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Weak? You might think that but I couldn’t possibly comment. :wink:

(Has ever there been an emoticon that demanded right of position so authoritatively?)

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Why did I not like this comment two years ago?!

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:thinking: is that a joke?

Maybe the joke is on me, as I sit here wondering what 2-year old comment @bugcat found! :smiley:

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She is referring to my original post that kicked off this thread.

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True accidental joke: I warned someone yesterday about a possible β€œsit ban.” If you get one, it means you have to play all your games standing up.

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BREAKING NEWS FROM HELL: Satan just implemented two innovations, go and free choice. Players get to choose whether to play against a sandbagger or a score cheat.

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Awww, how sweet. This father clearly must be a go player.

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I feel like this is a metaphor of how I apply go proverbs and opening theory in my games

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This feels like a metaphor about how I study shapes in theory vs how I apply them in practice

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I see some of the jokes in this thread come straight from chess. Let me give it a try with my favorite:

Go is the constant struggle between my desire not to lose and my desire not to think

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I chuckled

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