“My wife said she will leave me if I keep attending Go club.”
“So what will you do?”
“Nirensei, like always!”
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A man was arrested for playing Go in the middle of the road yesterday. He asked the police officer, “Is it ‘cause I’m Black?”
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@mark5000 is on fire 
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Why were the Go stones on suicide watch?
They were cutting stones.
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Why do Go stones hate Wi-Fi?
They prefer a direct connection.
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Why did the Go stone keep arguing with another stone?
It was a vital point.
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Weak? You might think that but I couldn’t possibly comment. 
(Has ever there been an emoticon that demanded right of position so authoritatively?)
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Why did I not like this comment two years ago?!
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is that a joke?
Maybe the joke is on me, as I sit here wondering what 2-year old comment @bugcat found! 
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She is referring to my original post that kicked off this thread.
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True accidental joke: I warned someone yesterday about a possible “sit ban.” If you get one, it means you have to play all your games standing up.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM HELL: Satan just implemented two innovations, go and free choice. Players get to choose whether to play against a sandbagger or a score cheat.
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I see some of the jokes in this thread come straight from chess. Let me give it a try with my favorite:
Go is the constant struggle between my desire not to lose and my desire not to think
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