“My wife said she will leave me if I keep attending Go club.”
“So what will you do?”
“Nirensei, like always!”
“My wife said she will leave me if I keep attending Go club.”
“So what will you do?”
“Nirensei, like always!”
A man was arrested for playing Go in the middle of the road yesterday. He asked the police officer, “Is it ‘cause I’m Black?”
Why were the Go stones on suicide watch?
They were cutting stones.
Why do Go stones hate Wi-Fi?
They prefer a direct connection.
Why did the Go stone keep arguing with another stone?
It was a vital point.
Weak? You might think that but I couldn’t possibly comment.
(Has ever there been an emoticon that demanded right of position so authoritatively?)
Why did I not like this comment two years ago?!
is that a joke?
Maybe the joke is on me, as I sit here wondering what 2-year old comment @bugcat found!
She is referring to my original post that kicked off this thread.
True accidental joke: I warned someone yesterday about a possible “sit ban.” If you get one, it means you have to play all your games standing up.
BREAKING NEWS FROM HELL: Satan just implemented two innovations, go and free choice. Players get to choose whether to play against a sandbagger or a score cheat.
I see some of the jokes in this thread come straight from chess. Let me give it a try with my favorite:
Go is the constant struggle between my desire not to lose and my desire not to think