Go Jokes 😆

[You_Know_Me]

I chuckled

[bugcat]

Dan: How do I use this answer?
SDK: What is the answer?
DDK: What does the question mean?

This is how I feel whenever I read about high mathematics, eg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert's_problems#Table_of_problems

[Mulsiphix1]

Pro: Pfft, that old thing? The answer is irrelevant
Dan: How do I use this answer?
SDK: What is the answer?
DDK: What does the question mean ?

Edit: borrowing bugcat’s awesome joke from above

[Vsotvep]

Regarding that list, most mathematicians would qualify as somewhere in between SDK and DDK, then

[yebellz]

For mathematics, I feel like the analogy would be like this:

High School: What is the answer?
Bachelor’s: How do I use the answer?
Master’s: Why is this the answer?
Doctorate: What should be the question?
Professor: How do I get a grant for this?

Edit: borrowing and adapting @Vsotvep’s suggestion below

[Vsotvep]

Or:

High School: Why do I need this?
Bachelor’s: What is the answer?
Master’s: How do I prove this?
Doctorate: How do I get a grant for this?

[yebellz]

@Vsotvep

Doctorate: How do I get a grant for this?

Hahaha. I think the last one should be reserved for a new line altogether:

Professor: How do I get a grant for this?

[Vsotvep]

Through effort and teamwork, one time we might write the perfect maths joke, perhaps

[bugcat]

“What is OGS for?”

me, 2017: Go
me, 2018: kibitzing
me, 2019: poetry
me, 2020: Latin

[yebellz]

What about Memes? Polls? Werewolves? Raptors? Vampires?

[bugcat]

Polls are your territory, if I encroach I might start a gang war

[yebellz]

How I feel watching professionals play

[Mulsiphix1]

This is a joke thread yebellz. That is so true it hurts

[Gia]

I literally rofl’d on my couch. I wish you a great day.

[BHydden]

If you’re on your couch, you can’t rofl… you infact rocl

[Gia]

Also, I’m tall, I rocfl.

[bugcat]

I don’t like snails, but this is so cute :3

[wind_water]

Joseki Thing
(to the tune of You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate)

I believe in miracles…
Where you from?
Joseki thing

I believe in miracles…
Since you came along
Joseki thing