Go Jokes 😆

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I chuckled

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Dan: How do I use this answer?
SDK: What is the answer?
DDK: What does the question mean?

This is how I feel whenever I read about high mathematics, eg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert's_problems#Table_of_problems

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Pro: Pfft, that old thing? The answer is irrelevant :roll_eyes:
Dan: How do I use this answer?
SDK: What is the answer?
DDK: What does the question mean ?

Edit: borrowing bugcat’s awesome joke from above

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Regarding that list, most mathematicians would qualify as somewhere in between SDK and DDK, then :stuck_out_tongue:

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For mathematics, I feel like the analogy would be like this:

High School: What is the answer?
Bachelor’s: How do I use the answer?
Master’s: Why is this the answer?
Doctorate: What should be the question?
Professor: How do I get a grant for this?

Edit: borrowing and adapting @Vsotvep’s suggestion below

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Or:

High School: Why do I need this?
Bachelor’s: What is the answer?
Master’s: How do I prove this?
Doctorate: How do I get a grant for this?

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Hahaha. I think the last one should be reserved for a new line altogether:

Professor: How do I get a grant for this?

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Through effort and teamwork, one time we might write the perfect maths joke, perhaps :stuck_out_tongue:

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“What is OGS for?”

me, 2017: Go
me, 2018: kibitzing
me, 2019: poetry
me, 2020: Latin

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What about Memes? Polls? Werewolves? Raptors? Vampires?

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Polls are your territory, if I encroach I might start a gang war :expressionless:

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How I feel watching professionals play

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This is a joke thread yebellz. That is so true it hurts :sob:

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I literally rofl’d on my couch. I wish you a great day.

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If you’re on your couch, you can’t rofl… you infact rocl :wink:

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Also, I’m tall, I rocfl.

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I don’t like snails, but this is so cute :3

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Joseki Thing
(to the tune of You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate)

I believe in miracles…
Where you from?
Joseki thing

I believe in miracles…
Since you came along
Joseki thing

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