Go Jokes 😆

alternate answer submitted: They take away its liberties?

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Against Chuck Norris, Alphago starts the game with a 9-handicap-stone advantage.

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what do you say when you get inpatient with a lazy go player :Go!:angry:

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They say that a guy who crowds out his opponent on the goban doesn’t take any prisoners.

That sounds more like a weak insult than an actual joke.

On the new year eve in France:
Bon hane
Bon sente

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when you have been in the army and when you lose a piece and you are playing go what do you say : stone down! stone down!

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-Give me a good joke!
answer: - Go!
-Ok, it’s not a joke but it’s good!

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To revive an oldie:

Also, both are black and white positions on an orange background.

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What did the mod say to the troll?

You’re getting a Go Ban.

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when you achieve sente then you’ve sente person to gote.

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What did the hunters friend say when the hunter said that he got a hold of the tigers eye: i didn’t know that you played go.

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If I were the friend, I would have said, “When did you begin collecting minerals?”

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Is that some kind of Pokemon?

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What’s the weakest Pokemon?

Unown. Not because of its awful stats or movepool, but because it has only one eye and is considered dead even at full HP.

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I’ll file that piece of information away for impressing my kids :smiley:

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But if it fights another unknown it could be seki

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Isn’t that what Pokemon is? It’s one big capturing race.

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A Go master died. After a few days, a friend heard her voice; it was her!

“What’s it like where you are now?” the friend asked.

“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and teaching games going on all the time, and Dosaku, Jowa, Shuwa, Shusaku, Kitani Minoru—they’re all here, and you can play them.”

“Fantastic!” the friend said, “And what’s the bad news?”

“You’re playing Go Seigen on Saturday.”

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In a Go club:

“I am White.” “I know.”

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