I think the real answer is simply that there are fewer of us in the Go community 
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I would be happy to be āstupidā 
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Nothing wrong with stupid if you play against me.
How do you recognise a 4D player in an automatic sitewide tournament?
Answer
First of all, there is (4d) behind their name.
Secondly, they sneak in just a (few) second(s) before the registration ends.
Finally, they win the tournament.
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The last point might be false
(this doesnāt mean that 4ds donāt usually destroy me XD)
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is that really a joke?
In which US state are tesujis most appreciated?
Answer
Connecticut.
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In which state are they still doubting what to do?
Answer
Also in Connecticut. 
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This afternoon I went shopping for some Asian food at Toko Rinus.
Scored some delicious eatables.
I was however a bit disappointed that they could not advise me on how to win a ko.
To ko or not to ko wasnāt the question.
It was obvious. Not to ko.
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Oops, I didnāt see this.
Wellā¦ Thereās me. 
Also true, though.
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Do you know why Obelix is a better go player than Asterix?
Answer
He throws in more stones.
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Why shouldnāt you play rengo?
Answer...
ā¦because there is no eye in team.
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How does a 9 kyu beat a 6 dan?
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Who is not allowed to become a member of go / weiqi / baduk library?
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A bookkeeper.
Conversation between a 25 kyu and a 9 dan
āMaster, I have beaten a 24 kyu. Have I become stronger?ā
āIt may be so, but strength is relative. If the player possesses inner balance, his rank counts for nothing.ā
āAre you saying that if I find this inner balance I could even beat a 23 kyu?ā
āAnd more. Iāve seen 25 kyu beat 20 kyu, and those same 20 kyu beat 15 kyu, and so on and so on, up to the highest ranks. So if a 25 kyu can beat a 20 kyu who can beat a 15 kyu, and so on and so, what is even a kyu? As I said, strength is relative.ā
āAre you saying that with a strong will I could even beat you?ā
āNo.ā
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When you go out for a night of drinking, greet everyone you meet with a hearty Scottish welcome. That way, if someone doesnāt reciprocate and you later get in a bar fight with that person, itāll be Aye vs no Aye.
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Got a good laugh out of me.
Congrats on finally being stupid 
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Iām against the idea of changing the name of OGS to ORS (Online Rengo Server).
How about a complete rebrand? Online Rengo, Go And Some More Stuff serverā¦
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Why should St. George be the patron saint of go players?
Answer
Because he killed the dragon.
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