Go Jokes 😆

I think the real answer is simply that there are fewer of us in the Go community :slight_smile:

Spoiler

I would be happy to be “stupid” :rofl:

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Nothing wrong with stupid if you play against me.

How do you recognise a 4D player in an automatic sitewide tournament?

Answer

First of all, there is (4d) behind their name.
Secondly, they sneak in just a (few) second(s) before the registration ends.
Finally, they win the tournament.

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:thinking:
The last point might be false

(this doesn’t mean that 4ds don’t usually destroy me XD)

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is that really a joke?

In which US state are tesujis most appreciated?

Answer

Connecticut.

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In which state are they still doubting what to do?

Answer

Also in Connecticut. :joy:

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This afternoon I went shopping for some Asian food at Toko Rinus.

Scored some delicious eatables.

I was however a bit disappointed that they could not advise me on how to win a ko.
To ko or not to ko wasn’t the question.
It was obvious. Not to ko.

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Oops, I didn’t see this.
Well… There’s me. :grin:

Also true, though.

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Do you know why Obelix is a better go player than Asterix?

Answer

He throws in more stones.

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Why shouldn’t you play rengo?

Answer...

…because there is no eye in team.

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(the video may not play well directly in this post; watch on Youtube for better quality)

How does a 9 kyu beat a 6 dan?

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Who is not allowed to become a member of go / weiqi / baduk library?

Answer

A bookkeeper.

Conversation between a 25 kyu and a 9 dan

“Master, I have beaten a 24 kyu. Have I become stronger?”
“It may be so, but strength is relative. If the player possesses inner balance, his rank counts for nothing.”
“Are you saying that if I find this inner balance I could even beat a 23 kyu?”
“And more. I’ve seen 25 kyu beat 20 kyu, and those same 20 kyu beat 15 kyu, and so on and so on, up to the highest ranks. So if a 25 kyu can beat a 20 kyu who can beat a 15 kyu, and so on and so, what is even a kyu? As I said, strength is relative.”
“Are you saying that with a strong will I could even beat you?”
“No.”

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When you go out for a night of drinking, greet everyone you meet with a hearty Scottish welcome. That way, if someone doesn’t reciprocate and you later get in a bar fight with that person, it’ll be Aye vs no Aye.

source

my excuses

why some people may find this funny
why some people may not

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Got a good laugh out of me.

Congrats on finally being stupid :wink:

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I’m against the idea of changing the name of OGS to ORS (Online Rengo Server).

How about a complete rebrand? Online Rengo, Go And Some More Stuff server…

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Why should St. George be the patron saint of go players?

Answer Because he killed the dragon.
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