Whatās the difference between onions and a Go opponentā¦?
I cry when I cut onions! Mwahahaha! 
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why are pirates bad at go?
because they only have one eye
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Why are politicians bad at go?
Because they donāt want to go.
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A group of go players went on a safari. Well, you know go players only think about ā¦
So it didnāt take very long fo one of them to ask: Anyone for a game of go?
His neighbour answered: No thanks, there are just too many cheetahs here.
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They only went to study elephant jumpsā¦
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or monkey slides?
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Hopefully no tigersā mouthsā¦
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A 7 month drought in go jokes. Sigh. Is there now really not any joke, riddle, funny story, etc to be shared any more? Did we really lose our sense of humour? Even lame jokes are okay. I will start with one 
What do you call a moderator who is walking in the rain and steps into every pool of dirty water on its way?
Answer
A muderator.
What do you call a go player who is very bad at losing games?
Answer
A loser.
Why is it a good thing that Donald Trump doesnāt play go?
Answer
Well, imagine what would happen if he lost a game
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You mean something like:
Why canāt boxers get past ddk?
punchline
They worry about losing by KO
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Iād give you a second like for āpunchlineā if I could.
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How does a go beginner resemble AlphaGo Zero?
Answer
They both have no idea what they're doing when they start.
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What do you call a funny opening of a go game?
Answer
A jokeseki.
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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the start of a go game?
Answer
Iāll be Black.
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I saw someone play on a 1X50 board and asked why he was doing that.
Answer
He said he wanted to play a long game.
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I was playing go with my friend and he said, āLetās make this interestingā.
What happened?
Answer
We stopped playing go.
When a policeman and a prisoner play go who will win?
Answer
The policeman beats him.
I was in Tokyo many years ago and went out one morning. At 8:00 a.m., I saw Michael Redmond waiting for a train. I had never met him before, but I certainly knew his face. We both gave each other a solemn head nod and went about our way.
The next morning at exactly 8:00 a.m., I was back at the same station, and lo and behold, I saw Michael about to catch the train again. This time it was clear someone had to say something. Michael walked up to me and said, āYou know, you were supposed to go somewhere else before repeating this position.ā
Although I visited Tokyo once upon a time, this encounter is purely fictional.
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Get Strong at Gote is still my favourite 
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Okay, another one. Maybe not all gender inclusive and maybe not based on the OGS reality (as it is and/or was), but why are there no female moderators?
Answer
Women are just too smart to fall for this. 
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I think Revar Isave is a woman, but she has been inactive for a long time.