How is Go related to Trump? They both have a Comey.
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What do male cats and Go players have in common?
Take away their stones and they can no longer mark their territory.
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Q: Why did the cyclops die?
…
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So… yeah. I think that’s it 
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What is Elvis Presley’s Go rank?
Ten kyu. Ten kyu very much.
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I recently saw a go-player frantically following a man with a dog, constantly muttering to himself:
“How is he not dead?!?”
With each passing day, the posts in this forum get a higher rank.
What do you do when you’ve finished a game? You Go away!
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What is a rollin’ stone with aji?
A rolling stone.
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Why did the Go stone go to the gym?
To get in good shape and see how thick, solid, and strong it could get.
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How did the culinary student win her most recent game of go?
With an excellent reduction.
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What can a non-vanishing continuous tangent vector field on a go stone tell you about itself?
Hint 1: Examples of a [non-zero tangent vector]
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangent_space#/media/File:Tangentialvektor.svg) (arrow) and a continuous vector field (arrows at points on curves covering the stone that point in the direction of their curve and change lengths and directions smoothly).
Hint 2: An interactive demo (tap to reset) that shows the technical answer.
Solution: ⅄on ɔɐu,ʇ ʞoɯᴉ˙
The real joke is that I spent time making this. (Bet someone will like that one!)
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I knew an argumentative go player called Ted O’Murray, who always had to have the last word.
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I don’t get it.
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What do you call La Brea Woman?
Atari.
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What is another term for IED?
A nakade.
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What Go tactic usually fails at happy hour?
A kakari.
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What Go tactic do twin sisters use to make a connection?
The yougakari.
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How is the role of Othello traditionally cast?
By nigiri.
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If there is death in the hane why do bees risk eating it?
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What power-up does Mario use when he wants to be elsewhere.
The tenuki suit.
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How would you describe a newborn child?
It’s iki.
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