New to GO and looking for a teacher

[smurph]

It helps to learn a little bit of the… vocabulary first. A teacher can put these things in context later.

I need someone to help teach me!

Out of all people to impersonate, I doubt this one is a good pick. xD You should probably walk the path of every online Go player known to man: Complete this course: http://playgo.to/iwtg/en Do lots of beginner’s tsumego the right way Read introductory Go texts Familiarize yourself with the concept of shape Memorize and replay pro games to get an idea of proper game flow