Chyea. I love you, Leon.
Alt-J fans, anyone?
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You know I’d argue there are many antagonists in Jurassic Park. The two scientists that steal the embryos, right? Wayne Knight, Lol.
Ah, in the film they were probably conflated into Nedrey. Unless he is the guy who meets Nedry in the restaurant in his first scene and gives him the whipped cream can to smuggle the embryos out in.
Isn’t that what Nedry does?
Ah, Nedry is played by Wayne Knight [edit: turns out it’s with -y not with -ey]
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Next Raptor Scene:
A raptor is drawn towards a very loud sound, and finds a man and a pile of human body parts and a lot of red snow. After the man notices the raptor he runs away in fear over a frozen lake. The raptor hunts him down with ease.
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That’s Dodgson. We’ve got Dodgson here! Yeah they are antagonists I agree with that just that they don’t have as much screen time as say Hammond or the dinosaurs… Hammond is the billionaire park owner.
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…Fargo?
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You got it!
All the raptor eating got me thinking…
In a bleak, dystopian future a raptor realizes that an industry controlled food ration is made of raptors.
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Soylent Green
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Soylent Green is RAPTORS!
Correct btw.
A velociraptor’s mate is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and the raptor’s son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events, the raptor’s son is kidnapped, and the raptor pursues the kidnapper for thousands of miles. The raptor eats a mentally disabled woman along the way.
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I don’t think I’ve seen this one…
Oh my gosh… Yes I have… I’ll let someone else guess…
Naughty…
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Okay, it’s Finding Nemo, right? The mentally disabled woman bit reminded me… I remember arguing for short term memory loss.
Searching my brain for movies where I can replace any character with a raptor but the plot remains mostly intact.
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You got it.
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Also how many times can I fit the word raptor into my summary…
A man is tasked with relocating an internment camp of millions of raptors displaced from their home due to a mechanical failure on their spaceship. The man accidentally consumes a viscous raptor-engineered liquid that slowly turns him into a raptor and forces him to hide within the camp among the other raptors.
Maybe I should give up while I’m ahead…
Does anyone watch MST3K? I just reminded myself of one of my favorite episodes… here’s the actual trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynaLeYSDmno
Raptors just work.
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District 9
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Yessir.
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An astronaut receives a less-than-warm welcome upon entering a velociraptor’s home. The velociraptor tries to kill and eat the astronaut, who narrowly escapes death, only to be kidnapped by a second psychopathic serial killer.
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