lmao, that was such a brillliant cover
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Alien?
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Nice try. But no.
Toy Storyā¦ I was thinking of this oneā¦
this my summary for Toy Story: A cowardly raptor abides as an old fashioned friend and a delusional space-aged acquaintance compete for the affections of another.
I figured since the characters are toys they may not act totally like a bonified raptorā¦ right?
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You got it.
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Wow, thatās cleverā¦
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Iām at lunchā¦ Iām sure this one will go quickā¦
A young raptor with a strange scarā¦ who lost his parents mysteriously when he was very young, finally comes of age, realizes the world is not at all what it seems, and goes to a new school to learn wondrous things. He eats everyone at the school and learns nothing, becoming the greatest raptor ever.
āIām a wot?ā
āA rptr.ā
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^ Gotta jet. Iām sure youāll get it.
Accepting 1 of 8 ā¦or 9? answers.
Harry Raptor effin Potter
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His father was strutter. Well done.
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A raptor eats a bunch of non-sequitor spouting amateur philosophers and eventually floats up into the sky.
(hint: itās possibly a bardo / dream state)
At one point he attacks famous actor Steve Bā¦ whoās driving an amphibious taxi boat car.
anybody going to bite?
ā¦the answer is
Waking Life
Iāve got to get back to work
somebody have fun with it
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Steve B and the amateur philosophers make me think of His Dudeness, but the taxi boat doesnāt fit in.
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take it
If I may, Iāve got one:
After his coal mine project fails gloriously, the raptor eats his dance instructor.
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Good one! I know it but Iām not gonna say.
Great movie!!
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teehee, thank you.
Oh, I canāt help myself.
Zorba the Greek
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A group of scientists plots to build a robot to rule the world. A raptor gets one good fight in, but in the end humanity is defeated, and life never is the same again.
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Terminator?
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