When the pandemic is over, I will

When this pandemic is over, I’ll be eaten alive, because lions, and gloriously enter Valhalla.

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WTPIO I’ll gloriously enter Valhalla and promptly be kicked out for being a teetotaler.

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…weapon-loving [Samraku] lives on [cherry cola] alone…

(In the saga Grímnismál, Odin is asked about Valhalla and explains:

“Valhalla is easily recognised if one comes to see it. A wolf hangs above the western door, and an eagle above him. (…) Battle-winning Odin feeds his tamed wolves, Geri and Freki. But for his part, weapon-loving Odin lives on wine alone.”)

For his part, Old Norse specialist Jackson Crawford is also a teetotaller, so you’re in good company :D

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When the pandemic is over, I’ll get kicked out of Valhalla and go to Hel instead, by the road that goes “north and down”.

This is the Norse Hel, which apparently is actually quite nice.

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When the pandemic is over, I will go to hell and then come back to create a weiqi-bar franchise and spread it all around the world.

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When the pandemic is over, I’ll create a weiqi-bar franchise and promote Oriental retro culture.

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When the pandemic is over I will promote oriental retro culture and go to Cuba to practice south America dances.

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When the pandemic is over, I will go to Cuba to practice South America dances and go to a chess club to convince people to play go.

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When the pandemic is over, I will go to a chess club to convince people to play go and then go watch la Strada (Fellini) in a old movie theater.

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