…when you realise that you have 18 browser tabs open on your phone and 12 of them are Go related 
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… when you extract the audio track from the AlphaGo movie and turn it into an audiobook for repeat listening. (I just want Fan Hui to narrate my life 
)
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LAMAO you are def a go addict ^^
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When you’re driving and you notice you left something on the hood of the car. But it’s not a cup of coffee, it’s your stones. 
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A real Go addict would never be so careless with one’s precious stones 
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Addiction is rarely pretty.
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You know you are a Go (forums) addict when…
…you put socks together, but instead of “bugatti” you keep reading “bugcat”. 
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You know you are a go forum addict when each time you watch an American action movie you see Gia written everywhere.
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YKYAGAW someone says “Shinkai”, referring to Makoto Shinkai, and you hear “Shin Jinseo”.
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… when you receive a total of four birthday gifts and they are all Go related (one travel Go set, one set of glass stones, one set of wooden bowls and one Go book) 
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When someone says “shin-(whatever)” and you immediately think about wood for gobans. 
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Even works for “shin bone”?
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THEN WHEN I TRY TO FIND OTHER MEANINGS THAN THOSE THAT OBVIOUSLY EXIST IN THE PROBLEM
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You know you are a go addict when you begin to apply opening theory to your street vending business. Suddenly the Mexican food guy on the corner finds he 's been approached by one of your hot dog guys. Not one to be intimidated, he makes a phone call, and about an hour later your hot dog guy has been pincered by another burrito vendor. He then phones you and explains the situation, whereupon you dispatch another employee to the scene to effect a one space jump. Of course in theory this formation can be cut, but it would require the burrito guys to set up in the middle of the street. (They’re working on it.)
Not very efficient, all things considered. Plenty of food to go around though.
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You know you are a go addict when you don’t care to take the subway 2x2hrs regularly to play a game at the club because, well that’s just 4 hrs of tsumego.
You know you are a go addict when you decided finally to pass a driving license, bought a car with good audio and travel regularly 2x4hrs to the next town to play a game at the club because, well that’s just 8hrs of Mikael Redmond MP4.
You know you are a go addict when you finally bought an international airpass and you don’t care to fly regularly 2x10hrs to play with your pro teacher because, well it’s 20hrs to play on OGS.
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… when you have to fight yourself to put your phone down every time someone mentions chess in a discord server so you don’t become THAT kind of Go player that brings up Go whenever chess comes up… but it still gets harder every time 
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… You read An Youngil’s SGF reviews from 2012 on GoGameGuru.
Sadly gone the way of Mindzine.
… You try to strike up conversations about the Nongshim Cup with your family with no warning.
I still do this.
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…when you ask your friend where he got that checkerboard pattern go board from.
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