Features everyone secretly wants on OGS but will never be implemented

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Achievement badges on your profile page.

Go Achievements

I think it might be entertaining to come up with achievements for go and give them fancy names. Some examples to illustrate what I mean: Win a game with only one living group against at least two living groups. (Name: Connected) Win a game with six living groups. (Name: Creator of Life) End a game by triple ko. (Name?) Do you have something in mind that should be considered an achievement? How should it be called?

Also, a compendium of the different types of trolls you may encounter on the site.

@Conrad_Melville

There are also cancellation trolls. This comparatively rare breed of troll enjoys wasting people’s time by canceling games. Coincidentally, a cancellation troll has recently been pestering OGS, so this is a timely subject.