How many are left after this one? 
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Wellā¦ thereās a few more big ones I can think of, then a few lesser known titles.
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I think I know the next one as well, so Iāll subside for now.
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Alright, you asked for it.
Lightening Round:
- A raptor marries a rich widow to climb the social ladder. He later eats the widowās son in order secure his inheritance of the estate when/if she were to die. (The widowās son survives, disgraces the raptor, and banishes him).
- āAll work and no play makes raptor a dull boy.ā (After a family travels to a mountain hotel to overwinter, a young boy is chased through a large but frozen hedge maze by, you may have guessed, a raptor. The boy outsmarts the raptor and the raptor freezes to death.)
- A raptor is enlisted in the military and must fight in a gruesome war of attrition. The raptor does not quite fit in and unfortunately he ends his own life before he leaves boot camp.
- A glorious raptor slave leads a revolt against the republic.
- A middle-aged raptor becomes obsessed with an adolescent girlā¦ of course he just eats the girl, nothing else.
I think this about covers my fandom of this directorā¦ Also, the unanswered post from above still remainsā¦ unanswered.
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- Barryciraptor Lyndon
- The Shining (of Claws)
- Full Metal Raptor
- Spartonychus
- Rawrita
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Flawlessā¦ Iām sure you know the above post, alsoā¦ 2001: A Raptor Odyssey
Now I can breath easy.
A pack of raptors are on the top floor of a big pub.
A narrator says āVelociraptor didnāt do drugsā¦ he did people.ā
Then the raptor smashes a pint glass off the side of the balcony, where it falls and hits a woman in the head ā it runs down the stairs and starts tearing into the confused humans as a brawl breaks out.
[ Iām surprised no-oneās had this one, itās not at all obscure. ]
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This one is Trainspottingā¦ right? I feel the forum fading into oblivionā¦
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yup
And yeah, itās been very quiet the last few days. Not sure why.
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Here goes: A raptor, dissatisfied with his routine, happens upon a copse where every trunk is adorned with a decorated door, each to its own unique magical land, with its own yearly routine. He undoubtedly disrupts that which he enters.
Is that the Nightmare before Christmas?
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Yes 
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A raptor with a funny hat enters the archeology department of a university, but even before the adventure can actually begin, the paleontologists already shot him before he could assault the students. In an unrelated series of events, Nazis attack a barkeeper in Nepal.
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Lol, Iāll take itā¦ Itās Indy! Indiana Raptor!
ā¦I thinkā¦
of course it is.
Umā¦ an angsty young girl wishes her baby brother would disappear. A raptor visits her from the raptor kingdom and, you guessed it, eats her brotherā¦ and the young girlā¦ and all the puppets dancing around.
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Labyrinth?
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You got it.
A raptor bites a street lamp trying to tear it down. Then it eats a cop and a passer-by. Itās raining hard.
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Singing in the Rain?
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