The Raptor Game

[KAOSkonfused]

Yes, it is.

Your turn.

[Samraku]

A raptor volunteers to recover a runaway princess. He travels nearly halfway around the globe to recover the princess, and meets an outlaw. They do some practice sparring, but the Outlaw forgot to tell the raptor to take the bite out of his teeth and he kills the outlaw. Alone in a strange land, the raptor gets lost and so the princess is worked to death as a slave below minimum wage immigrant worker.

[kingkaio]

@Samraku

runaway princess

Probably not right:
The runaway princess

[Samraku]

Nope, sorry. I’m not sure if I made this too difficult or not; I’m still finding the balance of the right amount of raptorification.

[Leira]

Poor Iñigo Montoya, never got his revenge. That’s inconceivable!

It’s the Princess Bride?

[Samraku]

No, though that was a good guess; I can see how it would fit.

[You_Know_Me]

@Samraku

A raptor volunteers to recover a runaway princess. He travels nearly halfway around the globe to recover the princess, and meets an outlaw. They do some practice sparring, but the Outlaw forgot to tell the raptor to take the bite out of his teeth and he kills the outlaw. Alone in a strange land, the raptor gets lost and so the princess is worked to death as a slave below minimum wage immigrant worker.

Um… Shanghai Noon?

[bugcat]

raptorification

raptorisation?

[Samraku]

Correct.

[You_Know_Me]

It’s hard to describe the emotion that has pitted my insides… Anyways… Here we go, again…

A ronin raptor enters a small town and immediately realizes it can use its particular skill to rake in some earnings by manipulating the towns rival crime bosses… But—as you may have guessed—the raptor’s instincts get the better of it and it kills everyone in its path.

[Samraku]

Drunken Master?

[You_Know_Me]

No, I’m afraid not…

[Vsotvep]

Yojimbo?

If so, the next round could be:

A cowboy raptor enters a small town and immediately realizes it can use its particular skill to rake in some earnings by manipulating the towns rival crime bosses… But—as you may have guessed—the raptor’s instincts get the better of it and it kills everyone in its path.

[You_Know_Me]

Yeah, you got it… Good call on the next… I had a very similar idea

Edit: I’ve resisted answering about as long as I can…

[Vsotvep]

Anybody?

[You_Know_Me]

Well, I’ve got more fuel for the fire. The answer is, uh, a Clawfull of Dollars.

Here’s the next… A sort of disturbed raptor eats its own son before they can depart on a bonding, father-son, fishing trip, and, unbeknownst to the raptor, ruins its sons chance at seeing his favorite pop star.

[mark5000]

That must be a goofy movie

[You_Know_Me]

Nailed it @mark5000.

[Insert Powerline video]

[mark5000]

A raptor eats a bunch of kids, then a bunch of Nazis.

[yebellz]

Sound of Music?