So I was eating, and I thought I should start a thread of important philosophical questions.
Is cereal (with milk) soup?
Is an open-faced sandwich really a sandwich?
If you take a pizza and put another pizza upside down on top of it, is it a sandwich or a pie?
If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?
In the song Yankee Doodle, what is he calling macaroni?
- The feather
- The hat
- The pony
If you expect the unexpected, what don’t you expect?
- The expected
- The unexpected
Is the answer to this question “no”?
Feel free to add your own in the comments!